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Pretty Big Dick, Dude 

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.
Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

Sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it 

A company started by Michael Pickleseller, which has grown into a multi-million dollar company and cares about the environment.
I want a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it!

penis, pretty big 

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth
Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch
penis, pretty big by Lips March 23, 2004

Big Pretty 

Originating from New York, a women is Big Pretty when she has a voluptuous figure. Especially with a flat stomach, pretty face, noticeably large breast, and round-without-heels buttocks.
Damn... She is big pretty.
Big Pretty by Ynmodsepu October 18, 2015

ugly senpai big boy daddy and pretty 

the 5 words berry uses to describe sergio aka killsmartyr! 😍😍
coratilley: berry what are 5 words to describe sergio
berry: ugly senpai big boy daddy and pretty!

katelyn prettybird

An amazing co owner and best friend of mine. She's hilarious, sweet, amazing and overall a great person to be friends with! I appreciate everything you done for me and how long you've been stuck with me :D

(If you don't know who this person is, then you won't get the joke down below)
Noodles: "Who's Katelyn Prettybird?"
Lin: The co owner and one of your friends, Noodles.
katelyn prettybird by themainlin October 7, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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