Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

Prematurely Belated by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

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prematurely ecstaticculate

1) Characterized as the act of displaying extreme excitement for something that is yet to happen.
2) Being really nice to someone you love by supporting something they wish to do before they do it.
3) The opposite of not loving someone because of a lack of recent quantifiable accomplishments.

person 1: I'm so excited! You are going to do great!!

person 2: Thank you for your support, I love it when you prematurely ecstaticculate! It makes me feel so great!

prematurely ecstaticculate by Naughty Luxe October 13, 2011

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prematurely evacuate

its when you should or are able to leave before you know someones coming

partythrower: hey guys! you found my house.

guy: yeah, but janine was following us!!

partythrower: Damn!! lets prematurely evacuate into the backyard and shut off the lights.

prematurely evacuate by justcallmeroo August 1, 2009

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Prematurely Dropjaculate

When someone drops a college class before the end of the semester/quarter. Causes for premature dropjaculation are many, including: rigorousness of class, a dislike for the professor, or unforeseen obstacles. It is very rare for someone to make it through college without prematurely dropjaculating at least once.

Person 1: Hey, I don't see you in class anymore.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I prematurely dropjaculated.
Person 1: Man, don't worry about it. It happens to everyone at least once.

Prematurely Dropjaculate by Thecanuck April 6, 2011