When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
by jaqueranda December 4, 2009
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by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011
Get the premature etextulation mug.Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
by bizmike October 24, 2012
Get the Premature Etextulation mug.When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.
I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.
by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009
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by Smurph69 July 21, 2014
Get the Premature etextulation mug.The heightened sensation of a taxgasm occurring before the correct or assigned time.
Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.
Also see "taxgasm"
Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.
Also see "taxgasm"
"I thought I had nailed that return, but my manager gave it back to me with 15 review points! It was definitely a premature etaxulation!"
"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"
"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"
by Justin, Joe, Frank, Ryan, Paul April 28, 2006
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I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
by roneal October 5, 2007
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