Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019
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