Pre Poo 

The poop you take before going out to party. You know it will be a good night if you take a Pre Poo.

"So glad I took that nice Pre Poo, bout to have a great night!"

Pre Poo by Iz 'N Max July 6, 2014

Pre-Poo 

The warnings given to you by your anus telling you that a shit is coming. Signs are subtle at first but eventually increase in volume and odor until you finally sit down on that toilet. Pre-Poo commonly occurs after a hard night of partying and drinking extensive amounts of beer and more often than most occurs in uncomfortable places like theme parks, business meetings, in school, and your girlfriends house. Pre-Poo, if not treated, will only get worse. Advanced stages can result in immense pain truly terrible smells.

"Dude is Drew o.k? He's clutching his stomach."

"Man that nigga got some bad Pre-Poo goin on. He need to hit up dat toilet soon, or it's gonna be bad."

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"Hey dude how was last night?"

"My God I had Pre-Poo so bad that when I left her house I let it out as i was getting in my car, practically shit myself."

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"I drank so much beer last night. The Pre-Poo hit me when my man bear of a dad gave me a hug for graduating highschool in the morning."

Pre-Poo by I a n W September 1, 2009

pre-poo 

noun, (ad)verb pre-poo;ed, pre-pooing

any substance or food that is safe for human consumption

hey guys, I'm hungry....let's get some Pre-Poo!

pre-poo by Gaylon October 16, 2008

pre sesh poo 

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body

Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way

pre sesh poo by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017

Pre-Poop Fart 

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".

(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."

Pre-Poop Fart by Zanghai November 14, 2007

Pre-poop 

This happens right before pushing out a huge tank

Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.

Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"

Pre-poop by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013

Pre-poop Chills 

That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.

I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.

Pre-poop Chills by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018