(verb) Bayn; or Bayned; Baynes - to inflict harm upon small creatures with great mirth and malice, especially halflings or gnomes.
"I raised my longspear and Bayned him right in the ass with it."
noun, (ad)verb pre-poo;ed, pre-pooing
any substance or food that is safe for human consumption
hey guys, I'm hungry....let's get some Pre-Poo!