Pph

Pussy Poppin hoe

Fuck u u pph

by It's Starr bitch0567 December 29, 2017

pph

Points per hour.
Used in Unreal Tournament 2004 objective games as an estimate of how many points will be made by a player in an hour of playing.

Btcc22 has a score of 100PPH.

by Btcc22 February 13, 2005

pph

Post poo high - the feeling you get after a particularly satisfying poo.

"Ahhh" Ian exclaimed, "now THAT'S what I call a PPH!"

by chol lady August 31, 2009

PPH

Pwns Per Hour. What determines a videogamers skill.

My friend sucks at counterstrike, he averages about 1 or 2 PPH.

by joe725 August 25, 2007

PPH

Poo Poo Head. When one is acting in a unintelligent manner.

Andrew: "You're a PPH!"

Taryn: "You're a retard!"

by Hannah D February 20, 2007

PPH 100%

Pimp Player Hustler 100%

Yo baby, don't you fret, it's just me PPH 100%.

by foureyedg July 16, 2011

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015