Post-Amnesia

(noun) - When someone makes a comment regarding a post on Facebook or tweet that you completely forget about.

Jody: So did you end up all wet this weekend?
Chuck: Excuse me?
Jody: Yeah you facebooked it was raining at your cabin.
Chuck: Ohh riggghhhhttt... Sorry, Post-Amnesia

Post-Amnesia by ITALUS September 12, 2011

post videogame amnesia 

Having been told something while playing videogames then forgetting what it was when you are done.

Mom:"Did you put the clean clothes in the dryer like I asked?"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"

post videogame amnesia by Warrior Will July 22, 2012

post-speech amnesia

When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.

"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"

"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."

post-speech amnesia by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013

Post Nut amnesia 

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

Post Nut amnesia by Polarisation June 19, 2023