The kids are so retarded that they think vaping e-cigarettes is getting high, and half the school reads at a 2nd-grade level. Half of the kids are related to each other because they are all inbred. The teachers are actually pretty decent, but how successful can they be when they are teaching circus animals? Drama, rednecks, retards, and broken dreams are all you will find here.
You find a little kid wearing camo, hitting a vape, talking shit on Instagram in a hospital bathroom - while his mom is on life support from an oxycodone overdose. You ask him where he is from. “Post Oak Middle school”
by Retard King 1992 November 23, 2019
Post Oak Middle School, a school in Spotsylvania Virginia where kids think you can get high off of snorting pixie sticks. Kids that go to Post Oak probably won't graduate and a majority of them have been held back multiple years. Ever wonder why the 6th grade boys have fully grown facial hair? Well now you know. Some of them are older then the 8th graders. Kids at this school are so stupid that they can't even pass a test when they're using a study guide with the exact questions and answers that are on the test. Occasionally, a 6th grader may arrive with a small bit of intelligence, but this is soon corrupted by the smell of e-cigarettes when entering the bathroom. The school tries to talk about how they're one of the best schools in the county when really they came in 6th place overall. 6th place out of 7? 6th place in what? If you're about to go to Post Oak Middle School, I wish you luck in your next 3 (or 5) years in hell.
"Why does your kid always keep an entire bag of pixie sticks with him?"
"He goes to Post Oak Middle School"
"He goes to Post Oak Middle School"
by failing chem March 11, 2022
Dumb ass school full of dumb ass teachers. Illiterate teachers make the classes even harder, and the principal wonders why 46% of the kids fail their classes. Most kids from Post Oak go to Spotsy High School, which is almost the exact same. Post Oak is also full of fake bitches, rednecks, etc.
by hotcheetos60420 November 16, 2018
A middle school in Spotsylvania, Virginia where kids are pot heads, rednecks, fake & dramatic. This school is also known for its bomb threats, fights & drug deals.
Bob: “Where does your kid go to school?”
Sammy: “Post Oak Middle School”
Bob: “You mean that shitty drug dealing school?”
Sammy “Yep”
Sammy: “Post Oak Middle School”
Bob: “You mean that shitty drug dealing school?”
Sammy “Yep”
by sammy_bob2.0 April 12, 2019
You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023