Positive "D" 

positive for depression

I was tested Positive "D"

Positive "D" by StAcEy DeFiNeD December 17, 2008

D-positive 

I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...

"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".

If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...


(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)

Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"

Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"

Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"

D-positive by Alan King September 2, 2004

positive drama 

A: Being dramatic for the sake of making things more interesting.

B: Acting

C: Being extreme in order to make a situation more colorful.
opposite: Negative Drama (bitches be trippin)

Coop was cutting up with positive drama.

positive drama by ThadCoop February 22, 2014

Positive Doomer 

A Doomer that knows everything is shit in the world and that everything will only get worse but chooses to continue to try and live in the positive and brighten others days' so they don't see the world the way the Doomer does; typically because of the mix of anti-depressants but knowledge of the coming end.

Greg: Man Dylan's shitposts' are pretty dark for a guy always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh at work
Tom: Yeah he's just a Positive Doomer I guess

Positive Doomer by DoomGuy42069 January 28, 2020

positive dreaming 

Consciously create your future through visualization.

I imagined a new house and manifested it through positive dreaming .

positive dreaming by Christian Dave June 6, 2017

positive disruption 

A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.

Billy-Bob was the kind of manager who embraced positive disruptions at his workplace.

positive disruption by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019

Positive Election Disease 

A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.

Facts about PED:

PED feeds on bipartisanship.

Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.

PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.

Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.

Network news makes it worse.

PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.

PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.

During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.

douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."

registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."

Positive Election Disease by IndependentForever November 1, 2009