port town

Where Captain Falcon comes from. If you don't know what I'm talking about, play F-Zero.

Quote from the instruction manual:
"aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery."

by Cpt.Bob November 7, 2003

Port Townsend

Where everyone knows everyone, everyone fucks everyone, but nobody knows anyone.

Omg...did you hear Alana fucked her best friends boyfriend? Welcome to port Townsend.

by AnonymousAsshole666 June 6, 2016

port townsend

a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side

meth is a large problem in this town..

at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...

port townsend is a place where poverty is next to rich and wealthy estate old folk..

by cocoachicken November 5, 2007

Port Townsend

A small suburb close to port angeles....and whidbey island..full of old rich people, stoners, nothing to do and a boat dock.....

port townsend..has a high suicide rate

by blahblahland March 16, 2008

port townsend

a town where drugs are a huge issue..

a town where a mansion is next to a trailer..

A pt boy where's football uniform's and AE
A pt girl where's Abercrombie, Juicy, Louis, and pin'
s up hair.

Carry: Sally moved to port townsend!
Felicia: Fuck she must live uptown since her dad is a lawyer..o my godzzzzzzzzz!!!

by cocoachicken December 3, 2007

Port Townsend

Port townsend is a small town in western washington...
many old people live here.....there is nothing to do.. port townsend and gig harbor can relate =!

Port townsend is so borrrrrrrrring

by trendy kim December 14, 2007