Porsche wanker

Someone whose life revolves around their Porsche. They go out wearing a Porsche hat, has a Porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps Porsche. Does not have a girlfriend but refers to the Porsche as The wife. Tells friends that the Porsche is The Starship Enterprise

Hey, I'm off out for a blast with the wife in The Enterprise. Yes I'm a Porsche Wanker. Beep beep. Wroooom....

by Anonanon555 July 28, 2016

porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars

i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !

by razr rsr March 17, 2020

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

by H3lter August 20, 2018