7 definitions by MarketingMan
Parallel to hypochondria - a person who is abnormally anxious about their mental health. Someone who will self-diagnose themselves and/or state they have multiple psychological "disorders" either all at once or continuously over time.
My girlfriend, Debbie Downer, thinks she has BED, ADD, OCD and bi-polar depression but she's never been to a doctor. I'm pretty sure she's just likes to eat, is lazy but likes things in order and is a party pooper. It's probably just a case of psychochondria.
by MarketingMan December 17, 2015
That fart which gives you that extra little boost to get the last bit of pee out. (The emphasis on ending the piss.)
Unloading my bladder, I tooted near the end of my piss to give some extra power and get the full amount out, you know, gave it that emphapiss. Just that little bit of emphasis on finishing the pee brought on by the power of a fart.
by MarketingMan April 13, 2015
The condition that afflicts many people where the motion of a moving vehicle makes them tired or fall asleep very fast.
I hate going on road trips with Anthony! Thirty minutes in and he's asleep, leaving to fend for myself the next 4 hours, that dude must have a case of carcolepsy.
by MarketingMan June 24, 2016
Man, Steve is such a criminal, he's always breaking the law.
No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.
No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.
by MarketingMan April 17, 2016
Usually a stay-at-home mom who buys a camera from Best Buy, teaches herself the basics of Photoshop and starts her own "photography company".
Did you see Steph's post about her latest venture? "Please 'Like' my Facebook page, Stephanie Marie Photography, and check out my first photoshoot from my daughter Emma's 3rd birthday! Book me for any of your photo needs." Looks like we've got another budding momtographer to turn down.
by MarketingMan November 4, 2016
It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!
by MarketingMan August 5, 2010
We have degrees from Penn, yet here we are, working manual labor. Talk about being blue scholar exemplified.
by MarketingMan June 7, 2017