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Pope Benedict 

A used condom that has fecal matter on it after being used for anal sex.
My nasty roommate must have had a crazy night because I found a Pope Benedict on the floor this morning.

If s/he doesn't use an enema, you'll end up with a Pope Benedict on your dick.
Pope Benedict by JaRee September 23, 2012
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Pope Benedict XVI 

Ultimate Sith Lord.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.
Pope Benedict XVI is just a cover
''fools,everything is happening ,just as I planned''.(manic laugh)
Pope Benedict XVI by Spock! June 3, 2006

Pope Benedict XVI 

Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)
Pope Benedict XVI wears a funny hat.

Pope Benedict XVI 

Our Sovereign Pontiff and Lord Pope Benedict XVI(aka, the omniscient "Darth Benedict"/"SithEmperor"), Successor of Peter, Prince of the Apostles, Vicar of Christ, Visible Head of the Church on Earth & Father of Princes and Kings: Only He has the Will and Power to restore Western Civilisation & Christendom.
Our Sovereign Pontiff & Lord Pope Benedict XVI is now upon the Leonine Throne..."The Empire Strikes Back"!!!
Pope Benedict XVI by matt8869 February 1, 2008

Pope Benedict XVI 

Lving proof that that the Germans are still moving in on former Polish held Territories.
Pope Benedict XVI used to serve in the german army
Pope Benedict XVI by Numb Knuts August 16, 2006

Pope Benedict XVI 

the new pope. even more backward and conservative than the last one.

was a member of Hitler youth, most dumbasses saying this was a choice. ummm dude, if HITLER was the leader of your country i don't think you had much of a choice as a young child whether to be in Hitler Youth or not.
you're a complete dumbass if you think the new pope was an actual nazi. yeah like they'd ever vote in a pope who was a literal nazi.
Pope Benedict XVI by dud3r June 13, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI 

1. Possibly the worst pope of the modern age. He's ultraconservative, a fur-wearer, a former Nazi, and lets celibate freaks in funny clothes molest and/or rape children, especially boys.
2. Someone who massively resembles the Sith Lord.
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