poor person

Christian Le, stupid ass can't even afford a free game.

"You should get tetris. It's a free game."
"Can't I'm a poor person"

by T H O T P O L I C E October 09, 2018

Poor person soda

Extremely cheap, off brand soda. Usually found at your local dollar store or at your drunk stepdad's place. Tastes like carbonated backwash.

"goddammit Michael! Get your filthy fingers off my poor person soda! What are you trying to do? Feed the whole neighborhood?!?

by Littypill98 April 15, 2021

Poor person

Owning a nonapple produced phone.

Friend: I have a galaxy s9 edge
Me: ew I didn’t know you were a poor person

by John hon February 18, 2019

poor person

one who's headphones has wires

that guy is a real poor person he isnt even using apple

by Jaden Mckenzie January 31, 2019