poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex

Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

poop cock

An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.

Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!

by farting mike May 28, 2006

poop cock bitch

the begining of the curtis park skatepark anthem;usually emphisized

Poop Cock bitch you got shit on your lips!

by sir giggly bob dididly blavin December 8, 2004

Poop Cock Cum Sock

Something that daddy sticks up my ass.

Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.

by Loadonmychode October 29, 2020

cock poop sundae

take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce

Hey man i dare you to swallow that cock poop sundae I left your mom..

by Fly humper February 23, 2010

cock poop octopus

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.

"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014