poop snake 

Squeezed fresh from the penis of a fudge packer, this effluent is part shit, part semen and is wrung out of said packers' urethra.

that douchebag wrung out his poop snake in front of us and it looked like a huge blackhead squeezed off of some kids forehead

poop snake by codyallen January 29, 2009

poop snake 

a poop snake is a masterful creature from within the bowl of every soulless gingers toilet..it cannot be defeated or destroyed..not even with the pythagorean theorem. ever.

yo that poop snake was running wild like wayne brady choking bitches ! he even tried to easy bake oven that bitch !

poop snake by Josefffff February 19, 2011

Poop snake 

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

Poop snake by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

Poop Shake 

During sex, the male will mix his feces and his semen in a large glass to eventually be fed forcably to the female.

Wow greg, you sure make a good Poop shake.

Poop Shake by jauntyjim September 30, 2008

poop snakes 

A long, soft , excrement that leaves streaks as it goes down the toilet.

I just let out some poop snakes in the bathroom. Watch out for their trails!

poop snakes by Dingle Berries December 6, 2007

Harlem Shake Poop 

That point in time, when you are on the toilet and hear the viral song "Harlem Shake" playing as the bass is about to drop, and your friend suddenly appears, naked in the bathroom-- as you spray your shit out of your asshole and onto your friend. Originally produced by Steezy Grossman, also known as children's Youtuber Blippi.

Search up "Harlem Shake Poop" online!

Harlem Shake Poop by HarlemCulturalExpert September 14, 2019

PoopSnake 

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

PoopSnake by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022