poner

An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.

Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.

by Chonky June 4, 2007

poner

a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner

by Jesus Christ SAN December 5, 2009

poner

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

by HoboAC February 9, 2008

poner

when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while

i was in the car so long i got a poner

by pbsbrockton September 3, 2011

ponered

To have poked someone with a boner (a mix between poked and boner).
Occures in situations when someone has an erection and is close with another person.

Me and her were having some RMs (random makeouts), when I ponered her.

by NickGe February 27, 2007

poner

when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner.

to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! '

-jays so fucking hot!
-you have a poner?
-yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!

by yamayam June 21, 2007

poner

derivitive from the spanish verb "to put." poner is to put out, and when in respect to a human, it is somone who puts out, most likely easily.

god damn, kendall wishes all guys were poners.

by wild man May 10, 2005