A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.
The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.
by A Man15151515 March 25, 2007
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A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.
The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.
by Dr. Yohan Jacobs February 7, 2005
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Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.
Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!
by Mad-Adder July 15, 2009
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A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys May 29, 2018
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The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 16, 2010
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The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".
Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)
by stealthbomber May 8, 2013
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The policy of a state's government towards others. Can include military, economic, and political actions such as war, sanctions, and political recognition of another country's government.
John: You're in the U.S. Foreign Policy in the Middle East this year right? I heard it is really tough!

Betsy: Yeah I had to work my butt off to get an A on a paper on the U.S.'s Twin Pillars Policy towards Iran and Saudi Arabia in the 1970s.
by fegreg December 15, 2022
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