Term commonly used among the Brussels' English speaking community to describe a global expert-- someone knowing everything on every single topic
Stop talking crap, you know nothing about that; you're not a Polak
by UrielLelev February 1, 2006
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My "ethnicity", Racial slur for teh most awesomestz Slavic Eastern Europeanerz in teh wrldz!1one
Usually:
Catholic (some Jews are Polish)
Slavic
Smart (thank you, dzienkuje.... ;P)
Pwetty
Have closer relations to Pope John Paul II (:P)
Did I mention smart?
Sensitive about the Holocaust
Non-agressive
Patriotic
Usually live in suburban neighborhoods and urban areas, predominately in the East and Midwest.
Are totally better than those darn krauts! (Germanz)
Don't like Communism

Wow, tht Polak iz rlly teh pwnz!!!!111111oneoneone
by Panthur August 20, 2007
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Polak is a polish person. BORN in Poland. If one of ur parents is a Polak (and you dont even speak polish) it doesn't mean you are.

If you call a Polak an idiot - this is the most stupid thing you can say.

Maybe Polaks aren't good in soccer but hey - we know how to party. Polish beer is great and Poland's history is REALLY long and interesting.

Polish girls are the most beautiful in the world. Polish boys are also hot.

Polaks are really patriotic and they want to show the world they are polish, because they are proud of it.

Newayy.. yea - Polaks are cool, hot, and smart.
Sometimes we can do something really stupid but it doesn't matter cuz we are Polaks anyway.

Polaks - we are (and will be) the best!

Peace out.
Check out those Polaks. They know how to party.
by Apolish gurlA June 22, 2006
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Internet scum that brags around games speaking a retarded language no one except their sectarious society understand

Their best abilities have the word bot somewhere along their names
Example: aimbot.

Their existance in the intrawebz started when aiming games started growing a wide cheating community, and since then they have been flooding games with lines of undecryptable codes that simply annoy anyone playing the same game.

As a result of a failed real life society they started developing their e-society, using codenames like "czec?" as the code question to find fellow nationalists. They are thinking to dominate the masses of the intrawebz and adversarial games.
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Those are two polak lords of the "Force Crusaders" community that has been flooding MB2 for the past two years
by I_has_hax January 2, 2008
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person considered in the Polish Race or Polish lifestyle:vodka-hoes,soccer,fukin up russian and .......Alcohol.
PPLE wit da names SKI or Wicz at da end of their last names.....SKY r WANNABE's
by POLAK April 5, 2003
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Proper Noun
A derogatory term for a Pole or Polish person;
or, a dirty, pale, ugly person without much talent or likability about them.


"If i were a Polak, I'd fucking kill myself"
"Never eat at a Polak restaurant, they eat shit and baby spunk"
"I feel like a Polak today, how much did i have last night?"
by Correctcan'tdenyi'mright March 2, 2009
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A polak is sample a person from poland or of polish decent. Also it's geting to me that micks, spicks, polaks, and jiggaboos are useing this website talking about their supereority or saying other races should not use these words. Hell, I'm white but I will call a nigger a nigger to his face.
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results." Have you been taking them regulary?" the doctor asked." What do you think I've been doing," the Polak said, "Shoving them up my ass?"
by dis1988 November 28, 2007
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