PHUK Plovers

Literally translated as "Please Help Us Kidnap Plovers," is an organization of elite bird capturing kidnappers which was formed on Cape Cod, Massachusetts, but has since become a global phenomenon. Tasked with saving our beaches from closure due to the occasional presence of an endangered shorebird, the piping plover, PHUK Plovers is reclaiming our beaches to the people, one plover at a time. PHUK Plovers by visiting phukplovers.com.

"Have piping plovers kept you from enjoying the beach? PHUK Plovers... and the problem's solved!

by CapeRoughRider June 24, 2010

Snowy Plover

Noun - When you think you see a golden ostrich from a far but on closer inspection the guy is not hot.

no man that's a total snowy plover

by piplpower November 6, 2010

Snowy Plover

It is when u sneeze whilst giving a snowjob (see snowjob for details)

That snowy plover on the summit made me wanna pull over!

by PloveOverBeethoven January 2, 2021

Plover

A family of tiny-ass birds. Most of them are dumb, but adorable.

Damn, that's a tiny plover.

by Myonmyon November 29, 2020

hooded plover

A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.

Mate he isn't a hooded plover!

Strewth did not expect that one

by Keglet March 13, 2016