A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.
I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'