Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

Ploughman's Lunch by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

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Ploughman's Lunch

A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.

I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.

Ploughman's Lunch by IndependenceMissouri September 21, 2009

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Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.

Ploughman's lunch by Jackeylad November 15, 2018

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Ploughmans Lunch

The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk

oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch

Ploughmans Lunch by Son Of Byford May 13, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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