Playing Cards

Making out in a tent.

My friends caught me playing cards.

by milliebeanz April 26, 2011

Playing Cards

Term used for masterbation.

She was playing cards and went all in!

by leidback December 16, 2008

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019

Play Cards

A phrase that means you want to go and have sex. It is comparable to Netflix and chill, but for old people or lame people who do not have Netflix.

Mom: Want to go play cards?

Dad: Yes, let's go have sex!

Kid: Ewww, mom, gross!

by Cori and Laura April 7, 2021

A Playing Card

Someone who is an Asexual, because ace is a nickname for Asexuals so that mean's Asexuals come out of the deck and not the closet

Person 1: Hey I'm a playing card
Person 2: the fuck does that mean?
Person 1: it means I'm Asexual

by LivinKawasaki June 4, 2021

playing cards

A euphamism for smoking weed.

"Dude, I'm skiving physics to go 'play cards'"

by xephelion December 9, 2004

Play cards

Having a weed session with 2 or more people.

Hey man, lets go play cards.

Last night we were playing some cards.

by Bretthieu Awesome June 16, 2006