pizza pockets 

The choice food of nerds who can't get any. Often bought in bulk and eaten while watching Star Wars marathons on Grandma's couch.

Grandma, can you pass the pizza pockets?

pizza pockets by Samantha St.Onge June 19, 2008

Pizza pockets 

It's / I'm all good

Hey bro you ok

Yeah bro I'm pizza pockets

Pizza pockets by Suspicious yam February 25, 2025

pizza pocket pussy 

Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)

Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro

pizza pocket pussy by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

pizza pocket penis by good of words August 17, 2016

Pizza Pocket

When a man or woman works out really hard at the gym and doesn't take a shower or re-apply deodorant for a few hours. He/she marinates in this smell which eventually turns into a salty, soupy smell, exactly like a pizza pocket.

Damn, Chuck! Have you showered? You smell like a pizza pocket!

Pizza Pocket by LDP0926 August 31, 2013

miller's pizza pocket

A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill

Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?

miller's pizza pocket by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017

pizza pocket

a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.

“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”

pizza pocket by bubbage June 26, 2020