Pizza hoe

The slutty girl who works at the local pizza place. She most likely uses Italian phrases to seduce and brings u back into the supply room. She may even deliver

Pepperoni popper, domihoes, papa thots
Yo Hernandez, did you see that pizza hoe. She really knows how to spread the sauce

by G sizzle January 10, 2016

Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 23, 2020

Hoe Pizza

The hoeiest pizza, for hoes, Dominos.

If you sell pussy or ass, there's a Dominos box nearby. Guaranteed.

A few more sucked dicks and I'll be able to afford a hoe pizza for dinner.

by RedlegCVMA January 31, 2021