Pirate’s Moon

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.

Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means…

Pirate’s Moon by whatsyourhandlereallylikebefr March 31, 2024

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Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)

Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!

Moonlight Pirates by Ticklepickle32 April 30, 2020

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Moonlight pirates

Someone who is "straight by day, gay by night". Lurking in moonlight, looking for some fun.

Deep in the night, I am looking for some fun. Moonlight Pirates

Moonlight pirates by Raunchy cowboy May 1, 2020

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Moonlight pirates

a) Someone whose a fag, (gay) and probably likes to sit nearer than 5 feet to their bro in a hot tub.

b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.

Eg. “Man, look at those moonlight pirates over there!”

“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”

Moonlight pirates by dick fingers! April 27, 2020

Moonlight Pirates

The participation in homosexual activities involving pirate cosplay and moonlight. Origin: Caribbean. Rumored to involve Rum, Coconut Oil, Vasoline and four of your best mates.

Honey call the police, I saw the moonlight pirates in the yard with coconut oil and vasoline again!

I was walking on the beach and was deeply disturbed by the activities of the moonlight pirates.

Moonlight Pirates by Dr. Strangelove69 May 1, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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