When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession
Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today
by SlyAsesino May 30, 2022
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I honestly have no idea why you searched this up... Anyways, I'll actually give you a definition because I have nothing better to do. Ping pong ball, A noun. A ping pong ball is a round solid object that is usually used to play table tennis.
Millie: Why do you like to play Animal Crossing so much?
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Aiko: Well, because it's fun and I like fun things... Also, I'm going to say something about a ping pong ball because someone searched it up, and they probably want to know what it is.
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Millie: That has nothing to do with what I asked you, but thanks for at least answering my question.
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Aiko: When I was little, I threw a ping pong ball on top of the roof on my house.
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The act of shooting ping-pong balls from your vagina or rectum cavity.
Yesterday I enjoyed watching Ping-Ping on the internet with my friends.
by Stevie not so wonderful October 31, 2017
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the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked
by oompaloominator February 23, 2010
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The correct terminology for when you create a stroke from the sheer amount of ping (Opposite of FPS) you get, usually 1,140 - 9,550 ping would start a Ping Popper.
Random Guy: "Hey Tom, did you hear the rumour about how Steven got a Ping Popper last week?"
Other Random Guy: "I've heard that rumour, but I believe Ping Poppers are rare, so he probably didn't get one."
by Another Unused Spoon March 22, 2021
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The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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