Pine Apple Express 

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.

The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.

Pine Apple Express by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021

pine apple express 

The act of breaking the bong over someone’s head.

The would be assailant got the pine apple Express To the emergency room.

pine apple express by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021

pineapple express 

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

pineapple express by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

Pineapple Express 

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

Pineapple Express by dyen4mix July 26, 2008

Pineapple Express 

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple Express by phuckthepolice-9est October 2, 2008

pineapple express 

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

pineapple express by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009

Pineapple Express 

High Grade medical marijuana grown in Southern California. A hybrid cross created from a forced hemaphrodite OG Kush plant pollenating an AK-47 female. Primarily(75%) Indica wih Sativa undertones. Medium Height. A taste of pine, apple & citrus. THC 16.8%

That Pineapple express was dank!

Pineapple Express by MadHatFarmer March 31, 2009