Acronym: People Impersonating Kind Energetic Youths
The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.
With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.
With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
Farmer: "I got some of them nice travelling folk in one of my fields last year"
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
by jdajuk October 15, 2012
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As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.
by CurtoGB April 7, 2010
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Old scrap metal collected or stolen by travellers or gypsies such as car parts, washing machines, sinks or pieces of active railroad track.
"Paddy, go and get that old washing machine there into our transit pick up,....its pure pikey's gold....its got to be worth at least £4.00
by regency roofer August 27, 2011
Get the Pikey's gold mug.Pikey Scrin is someone who is an idiot and a penis head, who is a tramp who carries a tear drop trailer and sleeps in his dirty mattress which is also the litter tray/sunbathing area for the family. They feed on stolen goods from their own family. their pack contains of 50 + members. all of their goods are kept in the tear drop trailer. the trailer is towed by the youngest family member, this is the tradition followed by pikey scrin over the world.
'gilly is such a pikey scrin'
'my cousin is thinking of turning into a pikey scrin'
'word has it that their educational system exceeds above standards'
'my cousin is thinking of turning into a pikey scrin'
'word has it that their educational system exceeds above standards'
by Pizza Man 26 March 13, 2013
Get the Pikey Scrin mug.A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022
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Enjoy watching the chavs of Monks Walk making attempts to jump the parks perimeter fence to evade the entrance fee.
Enjoy watching the chavs of Monks Walk making attempts to jump the parks perimeter fence to evade the entrance fee.
by Chief R. March 24, 2005
Get the Pikey Sunday mug.The usual work attire of Pikeys and Chavs, of all the same brand of sports clothes (note: actually participating in sport other than bare knuckle fisticuffs is not the objective of the attire) and not a mixture of brands or types of clothes.
also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit).
Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.
also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit).
Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.
by DJone July 26, 2011
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