Phillips Factor
No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.
…………. Situation Number 543 ……
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
Phillips Factor by Phrix October 21, 2010
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