An individual with a healthy coke habbit. Will shag your wife and your cat. And will then snort a line of your dick

Usually tall, shy, and very cute, but not on purpose. Doesn't know shit about how to flirt but knows how to let the girl know he likes her. Sometimes awkward around girls. Won't hug girls because he thinks it might be awkward. Very sensitive and will always be there for you.

a young male man who often takes the form of a pelican

Philips are usually good students but even better swimmers. They don’t have to do much to get what they want. Philips are not particularly interested in finding a partner. Instead they enjoy spending their time playing video games. If you know someone named Philip who is about your height, beware...in a few years they’ll be much taller.

A super extra person who can't do anything normally. Usually loves sports and enjoys attention. Likes to correct anything and everything you do.

there are two different types of philips
1) the adorable ones
-takes care of you
-respects you
-loves you
2) the players
-pretends to care
-talks trash about you to his friends
-fakes feelings
-hates you

the most scary ones are when they’re both. that shit be scary.