Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Michael Phelps Syndrome by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

phelps-style 

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.

Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.

phelps-style by Tedro357 February 26, 2009

Phelps Sperm 

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.

Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.

Phelps Sperm by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

Michael Phelps (sex move) by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

philp scanze

He started playing French horn at age nine. Does anybody campare to Sceneze. The ultimate marching band director and living meme. The man the myth, the legend. Planner of 7 hour trips on a school bus and takes longwood to Disney.

Longwood Marching Band presents PARTY TIME directed by philp scanze

philp scanze by XxScanze fan#1xx September 30, 2019

Phelps syndrome 

A Facial and body expression in witch all you can do is laugh jump flex gunt and smile. just for he fact that you are better than everyone else.

Dude, you see how fast that guy Chugged all those beers? he Whipped everyone else's ass!

Yeah! but now it looks like hes got Phelps Syndrome.

Phelps syndrome by Dirty shit goose October 8, 2008

Phelps Skeet 

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

Phelps Skeet by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011