Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

Peyton Manning by Sara Nguyen April 9, 2006

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Peyton Manning

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

Peyton Manning by hattness February 7, 2007

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Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

Peyton Manning by j carunder September 10, 2010

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Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

Peyton Manning-ed by BFTQID October 16, 2012

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