Peyton Manninged

Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.

Payton Manning got Peyton Manninged at Super Bowl 48.

by PleaseWork February 2, 2014

Peyton Manning's Forehead

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Peyton Manning

Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.

If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!

by BUSean April 12, 2007

Peyton Manning

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

by Sara Nguyen April 9, 2006

Peyton Manning

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

by hattness February 7, 2007

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012