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To repeatedly try and fail. Reflection of sports game standings: as in the "oh" in "0-8".

Used to describe the condition of total lack of success after many tries: "Crap, I'm Going o-fer."
Ian: "You're totally dominating me at 'TopSpin'"
Bill: Yeah, you're going O-fer here. Get your crap together... Here, have a Heinekin."
by blamkin October 11, 2005
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1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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An anal disease that the spread through water, it can make sex very painful and uncomfortable.
"I cant have sex tonight, i have been ofer'ed in the pool"
by ThatSoundsTerrible March 08, 2020
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A person who cant get anything right in life and kind of is a lose.
"Man Mr. Pearson is ofer Life"
by kjc123 July 23, 2008
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a man who has NO dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)
" Jimmy is such an ofer!"
by cody July 01, 2003
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Ofer is a godly creature that exists within body, mind and soul.

Ofer must be praised, worshipped and revered on a daily basis.

Ofer is sole reason for our existens and without Ofer we would be all but lost souls in The Maw.

Ofers supporters can mainly be found amongst a large group of Flaming Hawt Eboys.
1. "Why do you smell?"
2. "I were too busy praising Ofer to shower today"


1."During my weekly prayers to Ofer, i gained enlightenment and felt the mighty power of Ofer"

1."Praise the Ofer, Praise the Ofer, Praise the all mighty Ofer"
by Xyntec December 01, 2020
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