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Peter heater 

An exceptionally warm vagina.
"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"
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Peter Heater 

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".
Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.
Peter Heater by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007

Peter Heater 

It's a heater for your peter
I bought a Peter Heater for my friend
Peter Heater by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

peter-heater 

A term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm.
It was getting pretty cold out in the line-up, so i pulled a peter-heater and warmed right up.

PETER-HEATER 

A term used to describe a beautiful woman's mouth, vagina or anus.
She likes to use all her Peter-Heaters.
PETER-HEATER by ®0B0T January 23, 2019

Heater Re-Peter 

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.
Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

petereater 

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.
Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.
petereater by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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