Peter heater

An exceptionally warm vagina.

"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"

by Christopher Blake Mitchell February 1, 2007

peter-heater

A term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm.

It was getting pretty cold out in the line-up, so i pulled a peter-heater and warmed right up.

by Michael Joshua May 26, 2005

Peter Heater

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".

Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.

by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

PETER-HEATER

A term used to describe a beautiful woman's mouth, vagina or anus.

She likes to use all her Peter-Heaters.

by ®0B0T January 23, 2019

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

petereater

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.

Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.

by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009