Personizer 

Noun. Someone who has a lot of people liking him for no reason, or for that person's advantage. The person has boys AND girls not only liking that person, but also having crushes on that person. The person could be doing this purposefully or maybe on accident.

Everyone at school wants to be that dude's friend. He must be a personizer.

Personizer by B3rry_x December 12, 2014

personperson 

The politically correct term for a postal worker. The old offensive term is “mailman” but “mail” is sexist because it sounds like “male” and “man” is obviously sexist to female or non-binary postal workers.

Female postal worker: “I’m here to bring you your 25 annoying unsolicited Capital One offers for the day! Enjoy tossing these straight in the recycling bin.”
Guy: “Thanks! You’re my favorite mailwoman!”
Female postal worker: “Um...excuse me! Did you say MALE woman? I do not identify as male, you sexist pig.”
Guy: “Heavens to Betsy! How could I be so insensitive? I mean you’re my favorite personperson.”
Female postal worker: “That’s much better.”

personperson by Nicholas D March 21, 2020

personifried

1.to represent (a thing or abstraction) in the form of a person, as in art.comedy

2.to embody (a quality, idea, etc.) in a real person or a concrete thing.

3.intoxicated from drugs; high.

4.exhausted or incapacitated through intemperance; burned-out.

My sarcastic existence has been personifried by the ignorance of others.

personifried by Mendi Personifried Risner May 6, 2012

personifornication 

The act of having sexual relations with an inanimate object.

KP: Did you hear? Diego caught Emmitt in the midst of banging his foilboard.
Drew: Ewwww! And we all remember that time he made a mess on his tchoukball net.

KP: He must really be into personifornication. What a freak show!

personifornication by BumCummer September 22, 2023

personifried

To represent the form of a person who is incapacitated or burned out.

After smoking weed for that long he will probably always be personifried.

personifried by Mendi Personifried Risner June 13, 2012

Personie

In roleplay, where a player acts like your character's actions towards your character are YOUR ACTIONS TOWARDS THEM.

Character A insults Character B. Character B's player, Personie nms Player of character A, Someone. Personie is moaning in OOC to Someone about how Someone is mean or some such.

Personie by Walking Talking Dictionary June 10, 2007

Persnikery 

to be very uptight, stringent, tight laced, high maintenance

"Man you are being very persnikery today"

Persnikery by Jhofosho44 September 27, 2011