An East Coast state which is generally regarded in a incredibly negative light by travelers and tourists, it's one redeeming factor being the infamous Philly cheesesteak.
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by demon February 04, 2004
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The State has the worst roads and traffic ticket laws in the whole country. There are meddling dutch people who have an attitude problem and are suspicious of everybody who is not Dutch. It is taboo to walk in some of the Northeast cities because of fat paranoid dutch people. It is filled with bigoted conservative pigs who hate everybody that is not German. There are old people who do not like people who have black hair and often sit on their porch with police scanners. Philadelphia is the armpit of all the Northeast cities and is just known for its cheese steaks. The suburbs if filled with pretentious snobs who call the police on people who do not drive BMW, Volks Wagon, or Ford(its a german thing).
Friend: Why is that dutch lady with the tennis hat giving me a dirty look?
ME: She is part of neighborhood watch and wants to call the police. She is bored.


Friend: Why do people have stickers with the letters N-R-A?
ME: It is a bunch of extreme libertarian people who live in the woods and suburbs who want to shoot somebody for no reason.

Friend:Why do people have such a hard ass attitude?
ME: It is a German thing.
by ConservativeGermanScumbag March 10, 2013
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Translates into "Penn's Woods." Pittsburgh on the west, with Philadelphia on the east and Alabama in the middle. This state is part of the Apallachain Mountains and is hilly all over. It has the most rednecks of any northern state. It also has the highest Amish population in the U.S.

It's a nice state to visit but you probably wouldn't want to live there. Nice places to visit in PA include Hershey Park in Hershey, the Liberty Bell, the Phily Mint, the U.S. Constitution Center, Independence Hall, the Betsy Ross House, the Philadelphia Art Museum and the Franklin Institute. PA is the birthplace of America and is where the Declaration of Independence and Constitution were drafted in Philadelphia. When driving through Pennsylvania, you will quickly notice how idyllic it is. But you wouldnt necessarily want to live in this state. It's Rust Belt central where its cities of all sizes have been plagued by job losses in heavy manufacturing. It is not uncommon to see numerous Pennsylvania river towns plagued by air pollution due to their steel plants, especially in western Pennsylvania. The roads are also bad, especially in small towns. The roads are old, narrow and undermaintained. Even Interstates 80, 70 and 76 have no shoulder at all, so you better hope your car doesn't break down. PA probabaly has more potholes than any state, except Michigan.
Pennsylvania is a lovely, picturesque state to drive through but thats the only good thing about this state. I would NEVER live there.
by krock1dk November 02, 2007
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part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, MD/DC) from which a lot of the country's best emo bands come. also a lot of the country's crappiest, but oh-bloody-well.
Jacob's heart-wrenching voice and lyrics are making an appearance up in PA this weekend...anyone interested?
by Lauren February 19, 2003
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One of the shittiest countries in The United States. Although Pennsylvania has chocolate, that makes up for it's shit. Allentown, Norristown, (Lol Chuck Norris?) Philadelphia, and a bunch of other places are all in Pennsylvania. There is every sex disease known in Quakertown High School, so stay away from that. But Pennsylvania does have Dorney Park, which is pretty much 120 years old.
You: Let's go to Pennsylvania!


You: Orlly?

Your friend: Yarlly!
by Peanut Butter Marshmellow January 07, 2011
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A state full of the most snobby, creepy, asshole people ever! I lived there for a little bit and everyone is a straight up sudo-snob or a creepy "I'm going to molest you" person and everyone smells like soup and look at you like they want to hurt you. This is perticuoly in Allentown:)
Want to feel like your living in the twilight zone? Move to Pennsylvania!
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