penis panic 

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

penis panic by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019

penis panic 

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.

The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)

Calm down, dude. Don't get yourself in a penis panic.

penis panic by slowride5446 June 17, 2006

Penis Panic 

An unpleasant sensation in your pants that causes your penis to spontaniously jerk around in a spastic manner.

Why is your penis flailing around in your pants?

Oh, its nothing, just a penis panic.

Penis Panic by csa_orc2013 July 15, 2010

Penis Panic 

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are

"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"

Penis Panic by penispanic December 10, 2018

penis pancake 

when a girl dips your cock in maple syrup and starts sucking it as if shes eating a pancake. Sticky but good feeling........ give her a pancake with white syrup!!!!

try to mix in food with sex

"mmmmmm give me a penis pancake you stupid fat hoe! I know you love the sugar cuz your a sluttt!!"

penis pancake by Lanksta May 29, 2004

Pancake Penis 

When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.

Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"

Pancake Penis by Exo Epic July 5, 2014