Penis Gobbler

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A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

Penis Gobbler by xacy83 February 21, 2011

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penis gobbler

One who sucks on penis. See cock sucker

How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers?

It's easy, just look at the cum stains on their shirts.

penis gobbler by smooth criminal May 24, 2003

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The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

Penis gobbler by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

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penis sucker dick gobbler

a really nice dog

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!

penis sucker dick gobbler by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

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Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

Penis Gobble by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009