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Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations
this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.
by xacy83 February 21, 2011
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How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers?

It's easy, just look at the cum stains on their shirts.
by smooth criminal May 24, 2003
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The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters
I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
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Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!
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Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.
"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"
by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009
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