penis butt

the only appropriate thing to say when there is nothing else to say.

-No one loves me.
-...
-Are you not going to say anything?
-Penis butt?

penis butt by largepenisinasshole November 3, 2019

Penis-Butt 

Indicating that there is a penis sprouting from one's butt - this word almost always has a negative connotation to it.

Osama Bin Laden is such a penis-butt.

Penis-Butt by Lee S. December 17, 2003

Penis Butt Rub 

Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.

"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."

Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"

Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"

Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."

Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"

Penis Butt Rub by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010

Penis Butt Blast 

An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket

"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."

Penis Butt Blast by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021

Penis Butt Keg 

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

Penis Butt Keg by The word of god February 5, 2020

Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker 

An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.

Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"

Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"

Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker by The Judge! March 28, 2009

penis in butt 

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth

I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.

penis in butt by Penis in butt January 14, 2021