Pee Stain Jane Share definition Flag A Pee Stain Jane, is a nasty old hag who never takes shower and smells like pee and wheres white shirts with stains a shat on it OMG! Look at Mrs. HOVEN!, ugh! what a nasty old pee stain jane! Pee Stain Jane by [Ak]47> October 25, 2009 Get the Pee Stain Jane mug.