Pedo

Someone who eats oranges, by choice

Me: what’s your favourite fruit

Them: I like oranges

Me: you pedo

by The Caleb January 1, 2021

pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30

that young man is a pocket pedo

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

Pedo Joe

Random idea that trumpers have with no context out of absolutely nowhere and no proof about Joe Biden

Jimmy: I better hide my kids, Pedo Joe is coming to come and molest them

John: How? Where did that come from?

Jimmy: (Lost Face)

by Johnthegamer49 July 26, 2023

Pedo Gramps

A creepy older man, typically balding and/or with white hair, who looks like they most definitely diddle kids.

For a prime example, search "Judge Engoron"

See that Pedo Gramps lookin guy over there? Don't let the kids near him.

by Mynoduep October 27, 2023

Pedo @1d@n

A very rare and scary creature if he gets to you he will use his very short and tiny dick to penetrate right through your bum hole he will Also get you in his van and do some very interesting things to you

Oh shit there's a pedo @1d@n chasing me

by Hacker10e72 August 23, 2019

Pedo man

A pedo man farts (Spanish) while on foot. A pedo man likes to walk barefoot as he is of the soil. Don’t walk beside or behind the pedo man in case of severe flatulence.

That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.

by BeStill December 4, 2019

pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere February 16, 2012