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pear tree 

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.
Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.
pear tree by EtherealHero July 13, 2004
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Pear Tree 

A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.
Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!
Pear Tree by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013

pear tree 

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
.....
Okay, I'm better now.
These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!
pear tree by Laser Potato August 21, 2004

Pear tree 

A person who is more talented at something than most people.
“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”
Pear tree by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

Pear Tree Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

Alabama Pear Tree 

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

partridge in a pear tree 

an unbelievably cool person
"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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