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impromptu peanutbutter sandwich 

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.
i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)
"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich 

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.
"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."

peanut butter sandwich 

The occurance of needing a turd so badly that you let a little bit of shit out of your anus and it gets smeared all around your crack. The ass itself when looked at, then has the appearance of a peanut butter sandwich.
"Ive got such a peanut butter sandwich right now."

As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."
peanut butter sandwich by TehMuel November 6, 2007

Peanut butter sandwich 

it’s when you penetrate someone’s asshole and wipe your dick off with bread and feed it to them

peanut butter sandwich 

the act of shitting between the boobies of your partner and then proceeding to tit fuck her.
what happened to your peanut butter sandwich.....oh i gave it to your mom:)