Peanut Butter Wig
When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
Peanut Butter Wig by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011
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