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A word invented by the rapper Nicki Minaj. When something is said that could have a sexual connotaion, saying "pauz" negates said connotation. It's basically the opposite of "that's what she said".
Timmy: "Damn I just got a cut and it hurts!"

Jayneil: "Want me to blow it, it'll feel good. Pauz"

Timmy: "Sure, thanks! For a second there I thought you wanted to give me a blow-job, but then you said 'pauz'".
Pauz by tjunior8 January 25, 2011
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Hauz Pauz 

The pause you take before reflexively looking up information in order to try to remember it independently. Meant to increase memory capabilities.
Nate: what famous actor started their career as a stripper?

Dan: I don't remember off the top of my head, look it up.
Nate: Hauz Pauz
Dan: okay, I think it might have been Will Ferrel, or Jerry Seinfield. Maybe Channing Tatum.
Nate: ahh, I think Channing Tatum. Now I'll check to see if we are right.
Hauz Pauz by Sakja June 20, 2016
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Faux Pauz 

Faux (French term for fake) + Faux Pas (A violation of accepted social norms) + Pause = Faux Pauz

Fake Pause? Open to your interpretation, naturally.

Among others, some interpretations of Faux Pauz include:
1. A fake pause, meaning your life still goes on while you hang around/pause.
2. Work is never-ending, thus a faux pauz (or a fake pause) in life would assist one in unwinding and savouring the little things.
3. Faux Pauz militates against the convention that life is a rat race. Life is more than that.
Live on the edge, militate against norms, live your life faux pauz style.
Faux Pauz by skii c. April 23, 2011
Popular slang in Brazil for big dicks,

Especially when the dick also looks good instead of only big.
X:The shemale is really pauzuda
Atv:But I am the true pauzudo here, fag.
pauzudo by GarotoPauzudo May 31, 2018
Yo I bet that guy is pauzol
pauzol by Jeybriski August 28, 2021
A word used in the same context as "no homo".
Yeah, I know.. she got madd thick over the summer... pauze.
pauze by perez808 August 18, 2009

Pauzinhos 

Paus pós friends.

A human very brave, I think very female, according to the Rampa tradition she is the most likely to murder her friends or other humans/ Benji.
A mother who doesn´t give water to her cecília.
THIS IS NOT AN INTERNAL JOKE.(and I am not a robot lmao)
"Look there is a Pauzinhos"
"OHHH NOO SHE HAS A FUCKIN* KNIFE!!!"
"RUNNNN"
"IT IS POINTLESS, SHE WAS ON ATHELTISMO"
Pauzinhos by Croko Loko March 22, 2021
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