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Similar to the urban legend of Bigfoot, Paul is a mysterious and beautiful seagull that roams around the earth without a care in the world.
We saw the rare Paul yesterday.
by Animal Names July 12, 2014
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A man who is addictive and unforgettable. Someone who a woman, since a girl, has always desired to be close to. Distance is his kryptonite, and he will be yours. He is intelligent, sarcastic, and has an infectious laugh. Plays the guitar, has a crystalline voice which infects your veins with fluttering dragonflies. He is the one that was so close, yet got away for reasons you don't understand. His memory brings to mind Neruda poetry and hot summer nights.
Careful, he is a Paul. Get too close and you may just fall in love and into heartbreak.
by VioletRayne June 22, 2013
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This term is usually used for guys that mean a lot to you. This guy particularly is a keeper, he has amazing features, an amazing voice, and an absolutely loving personality. He knows how to make you smile just by saying a few words.

Sometimes, this term is also used for guys with big private areas.
I love you Paul! Your amazing!

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WHOA! That's definitely a Paul.
by woowoo12 November 09, 2012
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A Paul is the sweetest, sexiest, most caring guy ever who will listen to your problems. Fantastic in bed. Intelligent. Overall amazing. Very cute with a wonderful smile.
Girl 1: Paul almost kissed me last night...
Girl 2: And you stopped him?!
Girl 1: I'm with someone!
Girl 2: That someone needs to be Paul.
by It's not important. November 23, 2010
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Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
by Paulus Maximus II February 05, 2010
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This man is as solid as his name, strong yet humble, a seeker of all things true and beautiful. He loves to laugh and be with the people he loves, when he speaks they listen to what he has to say because it really means something. A man of character, with a sense of adventure, beautiful hands and a smile that is contagious. Definitely a man to seek out in a crowd...
Me to You: Whats your name?
You: Danny
Me: Sucks to be you, I'm looking for a Paul.
by Blissgirl December 08, 2010
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