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Patty McNasty 

The act of inserting your finger or thumb into a female's anus while receiving felacio; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the male to slap the in the face with his penis for good luck. This maneuver was introduced to the 'Merica in the late 90's
Giving a bitch the ole Patty McNasty is the best thing since sliced cheese.

Patty melt 

A burger, of any type of meat, topped with a slice(s) of cheese. May be eaten as a sandwich on any kind of bread, or without bread a all.
Tonight, I don't feel much like cooking. How about a sports bar? A good patty melt, some cold beer, and a ball game. Now, that's what I really feel like tonight!
Patty melt by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021

Patty Mills 

To turn into Michael Jordan during an international tournament eg. FIBA World Cup, Olympics
Wow Ricky Rubio FIBA World cup MVP he has done Patty Mills
Patty Mills by Patty Mills #1 Fan September 16, 2019

The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

Patty Mcswainous 

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.
Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous
Patty Mcswainous by Kramsuit August 31, 2013

portuguese patty melt 

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.
Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done