by MC2T October 14, 2020
Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.
(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.
(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.
(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice
(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.
ONE WEEK L8R
(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!
(G1) told ya!
(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.
(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice
(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.
ONE WEEK L8R
(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!
(G1) told ya!
by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019
Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.
"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
by trevisna corbmeyer November 19, 2011
A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him
by Bythat one April 10, 2018
|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
by Aimss December 16, 2013
by I'm big boy March 6, 2018
A homosexual male who enjoys pleasuring other men for money as well as spiritually bonding with autistic rejects.
That guy is a total Patrick because he vigorously slapped Jacob’s uncircumcised shlong while giving a greasy homeless man a rimmy.
by Childtickler69 April 4, 2019