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Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.
by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021
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Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty
I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!
by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006
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Gash Pasty

A vagina that has been in disuse for a number of years; personal hygiene has always been a bit of a grey area for the owner of the Gash Pasty. The flaky outside, combined with with a not-so delicious greasy, meaty filling resembles a pasty. Of course, not all pasties smell like rancid cheese.
Tim: That was the worst gash pasty i've ever eaten out. From now on, I'm vegetarian.
by Matt_Owen September 1, 2005
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Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
by Marc P November 2, 2008
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Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009
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